12 reasons you should never visit Utah’s national parks
If you’re a glass-half-empty kind of person, this will be right up your alley.
1. Zion National Park is a barren wasteland.
The Pulpit, Zion National Park Utah | Zion NPS
2. There aren’t a lot of good photo opportunities in Canyonlands.
Milky Way Over The Dollhouse, Canyonlands National Park Utah | Canyonlands NPS
3. Yep, it’s pretty boring in Bryce Canyon too.
Bryce Canyon National Park, Utah | Al King
4. Arches? More like NOPE-ches.
Courthouse Towers, Arches National Park Utah | Arches NPS
5. Capitol Reef just ain’t pretty.
Capitol Reef National Park, Utah | Curtis Perry
6. Sorry, Utah…
Squirrel Selfie, Zion National Park Utah | Zion NPS
7. This thing between us? It’s just not going to work.
Kirsten Kearse
8. Don’t take it personally, though…
Sunset At Delicate Arch, Utah | Jacob W. Frank
9. Plus, there aren’t even any seasons.
Bryanna Plog
10. Flowers are non-existent.
“Paintbrush” in Zion National Park, Utah | Sarah Stio
11. Don’t even bother to take a road trip across Utah.
Andrea Sichel
12. The complete and utter lack of beauty will disappoint you.
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Turret Arch with Star Trails | Arches National Park, Utah
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