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9 signs you’re an over-the-top Utah fan

You know all the words to “Utah Man”. You never miss a game, whether it’s on television, the radio, or when you’re supposed to be listening in church. You vividly remember the Utes’ 12-0 season in 2004.

But it doesn’t stop there.

You’re a die hard Utah fan, and you make sure everyone knows it too.

Here are 9 signs that you’re an over-the-top Utah fan.

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1. You really don’t mind drivers following too close.

Utah Utes License Plate Frame

When you’ve got one of these bad boys around your license plate, they can tailgate all they want.

 

2. This is you at pretty much every game.

Dance like nobody’s watching. #Yolo

 

3. Your home is basically a Utes shrine.

University of Utah Utes Bed Set

You have no problems sleeping in a bed like this. Your significant other? Maybe not so much.

 

4. You forgive and forget.

This pre-touchdown fumble that lead to a 100-yard fumble return? We’ve moved past.

 

5. You get a little excited for Spring Football Camp.

If only this feeling could last all year.

 

6. You’ve got a Utes fan-in-training.

Utah Utes Baby Pacifier

A Utes baby pacifier? If babies could talk…they’d say “MOAR UTES GEAR!”

 

7. With a matching bib and bottle.

Utah Utes Bottle Bib and Pacifier

Not only will this baby be clean and well-fed, but they’ll be the coolest baby on the block.

 

8. Not only do you have season tickets to Utah football and basketball games, but clear your schedule for Red Rocks gymnastics too.

The University of Utah Red Rocks' Head Coach of 40 years, Greg Marsden announced his retirement. He will be missed! Greg built an amazing and premier program from nothing … #flip4u #PerfectStorm #UtahRedRocks #redrocks #GoUtes #UtahUtes #UteNation #UofU #UniversityofUtah #NCAA #Gymnastics

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9. Your coworkers know not to mess with your desk.

Utah Utes Wireless Keyboard

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